The White Lotusis still going strong.
But there are plenty of great lines from other characters too, and they must also be acknowledged.
Belinda (Natasha Rothwell) doesn’t know what to say to that.
The contrast between the beautiful mountain range and that ominous cyanide pill is funny enough as it is.
Who knows what the meaning behind it could possibly be?
In any case, the fact that she almost kept going makes the delivery so much better.
The audience could spend ten minutes watching her go on about her dream (or nightmare?
), especially with Belinda’s reactions.
Even though we’ll never know how it ended, we’ll never stop wondering.
9"Don’t worry, it’s deconsecrated!"
Giuseppe’s cool with that, but apparently the only room that’s open is a nearby church.
Does that really make it better?
That, too, feels telling about the kind of people who go to this particular hotel.
WhenThe White Lotusis having fun, it can be a riotand this particular storyline doesn’t disappoint.
8"Inaileddinner!"
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He and the other two guys proceed to do drugs and party in his room, like a celebration.
When Armond exclaims that it was the best seating ever, the audience wants to applaud for him.
The man deserves to go out with his head held high.
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7"Do you know these gays?"
Season two’s finale is a very stressful one for Tanya.
When she spots the captain, however, she finds some hope.
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As always, the delivery of these lines is perfect.
6"Yeah, maybe Grandpa was a power bottom!
Does that make you feel better?"
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Does that make you feel better?"
The fact that the girls think it might have cheered him up hilariously underscores the gap between them.
Overall, this is one of the most amusing exchanges inThe White Lotus’three seasons.
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It’s not even about the room.
Theythey just need to feel seen.
The fact that it’s not even about the money is especially interesting.
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It takes a little while for Daphne to reply, staring off into the distance.
3"It’s a good feeling when you realize that someone has money.
‘Cause then you don’t have to worry about them wanting yours."
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Tanya tells her assistant, “It’s a good feeling when you realize that someone has money.
‘Cause then you don’t have to worry about them wanting yours.”
The lack of self-awareness here is fantastic, as Portia obviously can’t relate.
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The mistrust is quite noteworthy, and so is the foreshadowing.
2"You want my advice?
Well, I’m all out."
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“You want my advice?”
“Well, I’m all out.”
Then she walks out of the room.
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She probably would have taken Belinda’s advice to heart, too.
Poor mother, she just couldn’t handle her jealousy.
She had to take me down!"
Tanya’s eulogy for her mother is one of the highlights of the series.
Tanya divulges that her mother was a nymphomaniac, had no maternal instincts, and more.
Poor mother, she just couldn’t handle her jealousy.
She had to take me down!"
Tanya doesn’t even question what they’re doing here, which makes this even better.
And yet, we cannot shake a sense of pity for this tragic woman.
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