Anyone who has ever watchedTheWhite Lotusknows thatfew shows serve up one-liners as effortlessly as theMike Whiteseries.
These lines serve as a testament to the show’s genius in blending sharp satire with social commentary.
9"I love your teeth.
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You’re from England, right?"
Ironically, it’s her lack of filters that makes her bond with Chelsea feel all the more natural.
8"Scorpio.
To further elevate the scene, she delivers the line with an exasperated sigh and eye roll.
Why, of course one of the most meme-worthy scenes in the series.
Her “you’re a Libra rising, that makes you a quality person” compliment to Chloe.
7"Actresses are all basically prostitutes…
If they’re lucky.
Am I right?"
Actresses are all basically prostitutes…if theyre lucky, am I right?
6"It’s a p***s, not a sunset."
5"Portia, these are some high-end gays!"
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4"We are too young to be this old, Ethan."
3"Peppa Pig?"
Without missing a beat, Valentina deadpan and unapologetically blunt replies, “Uh… Peppa Pig?”
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in her wonderfully thick Italian accent.
2"Yeah?
So you f*** your uncle?"
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1"c’mon!
These gays… they’re trying to murder me."
Tanya’s obliviousness clashes with genuine danger and that makes the whole thing even funnier.
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