Here are the top 15 episodes ofThe King of Queens, ranked.
But it doesn’t take long for Carrie to grow jealous of their “food affair.”
“I’m eating it,” Doug explains.
“I’m not sleeping with it.
It’s food!”
The humor only grows as Carrie equates Doug’s eating of Becky’s food to cheating.
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Doug’s innocuous eating met with Carrie’s extreme outrage makes the episode one to remember.
But does he do what any normal person would and ask her to refresh his memory?
No, he sure doesn’t.
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Instead, he fakes having a heart attack to avoid the embarrassment of not remembering who she is.
“Don’t worry,” he says proudly.
“I’m faking it.”
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Carrie is predictably outraged, and her anger here makes the episode even funnier.
“Okay, let me see if I understand this correctly,” she says.
We’re horrified, too.
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The only problem is that it’s hideous.
Naturally, Doug and Carrie are aghast.
“Where do you wanna put it?”
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“How about the Staten Island Landfill?”
Carrie is outraged, which makes it even funnier.
He doesn’t hesitate when Deacon offers himhisMentalo.
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From there the episode turns into a riff onO.
Henry’s story “The Gift of the Magi,” but with more selfish and dysfunctional characters.
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