The Gorgeis what I like to call a madlibs movie.

Their mission is to stay for a year, guarding the vast, cavernous gorge between them.

Now, which direction would you think a story like this might proceed?

Miles Teller and Anya Taylor-Joy in ‘The Gorge’

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If you said in the direction of a fully-fledged rom-com, you’d be right!

Where else might you expect this story to go after that?

Well, if you said an action-packed, video game-like shoot-out, you’d be right too!

Custom image of Miles Teller and Anya Taylor-Joy for The Gorge interview

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Generally, though,Drasa and Levi’s romance is what actually makesThe Gorgeinteresting.

Otherwise, it’s just a painfully predictable action film.

But it feels like two movies.

Anya Taylor-Joy, running through the woods, as Drasa in ‘The Gorge’

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It’s far, far too predictable.

And, in many ways,The Gorgeoften feels like a video game.

The thing is, there is a world whereThe Gorgecould have been a cult classic movie.

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What does work inThe Gorgeis the action scenes.

Similarly,the special effects for the monsters in this movie are fun.

They’re interesting to watch together, especially during their action scenes.

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Taylor-Joy is hindered by an awkward accent and Drasa is perhaps too trusting and warm for a Russian assassin.

At the end of the day, no one was going intoThe Gorgeexpecting a theatrical masterpiece.

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Miles Teller

Anya Taylor-Joy