The needle pit inSaw II.
The scalping chair inSaw IV.
(It’s not like a 78-year-old man isn’tallowedto rock a Zumiez sweatshirt with a backward hat.
Flexing on em has no age limit.)
- He wrote a book about it, “S.U.R.V.I.V.E.
My Story of Overcoming Jigsaw.”
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It’s all a lie.
No human being has ever had a higher profile than John Kramer in this moment.
It would have been more subtle to slowly pedal into the room on the puppet tricycle.
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This is not the character’s first questionable style decision.
The poor guy reacted to his inoperable cancer diagnosis by literally getting “Down with the Sickness.”
Flashbacks in bothSaw VIandJigsawconfirmed he was casually rocking the brand of soul patch exclusive to thrash metal rhythm guitarists.
Image via Lionsgate
The antenna is bent, the frequency just scrambled enough to sound a little sane.
My dude probably even Googled it.
The only certainty when it comes to Aggressively Casual Jigsaw is that there is no understanding Aggressively Casual Jigsaw.
It is the experience that matters.
It’s a test.
It’s what the image tells you aboutyourself.
Are you going to accept it as an odd costuming choice in a movie from 2010 and move on?
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