To try and coherentlysummarize a movie likeFateful Findingsnarratively is almost an exercise in futility.
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Even those individual skits are kind of nonsensical and shallow as far as premises go.
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Its an Uwe Boll film, thats for sure.
Its sometimes quite dull.
But it is something, alright, and thats… more than nothing?
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A horde of mutated birds descends upon the quiet town of Half Moon Bay, California.
As the death toll rises, two citizens manage to fight back, but will they survive Birdemic?
Comedy falling flat is another matter altogether.
Thats kind of what it all comes down to.
as one of his worst movies.
Dont worry about it!
Its a messy movie about messy monsters targeting messy people and causing a messy mess.
It’sterrible and a classic all at once.
Also,Bela Lugosiis here, briefly.
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It is technically inept, withone of the funniest screenplays of all time, seemingly by accident.
Its melodrama is wild and unrestrained.
Certain creative choices have continued to baffle the films die-hard fans to this very day.
Why are there framed pictures of spoons everywhere?
Where does Peter go?
Why are there so many sex scenes, at least one of them clearly being recycled footage, too?
Why does that doggy look so displeased when Tommy Wiseau says hi to it?
How old is Denny?
Why is definitely having breast cancer of so little concern to Lisas mother?
Why did that drug dealer act so aggressively and then disappear?
Why are there framed pictures of spoons everywhere?
Is that overthinking it?
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Probably not, because theres an art to having annoying characters drive comedy and/or have redeeming qualities.
It doesnt really deserve it.
It can also call itself a mockbuster of sorts, likely owing its very being toE.T.
the Extraterrestrial, with alarming similarities in tone and plot, but not in technical prowess or execution.
The 1980s might not have been as hot, but he did at least star inBlow Out.
WITH ENDLESS OPTIONS FOR RENEWAL!
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WITH ENDLESS OPTIONS FOR RENEWAL!
WithoutNorth, would Reiner still be pumping out a classic every year or two?
Life is complicated.Northkind of sent the poor guy’s career south.
(Try the veal!)
You might come away numb and say, Yeah, well, it was a blockbuster, I guess.
But its not enough.
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Maybe, just maybe, we deserved it.
Sorry to be anticlimactic.
Dont watch it, or do, youre an adult (probably).
And reflect a little.Maybe it makes sense for a ranking celebrating bad movies to end poorly.
Its just fitting in with the times.
Thematically appropriate, did someone say?
Yes… yes, that too.
Very kind of you to recognize.
True intellect goes unnoticed so regrettably often in these fractured times.
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