Even spooky season picks likeHocus Pocusearned a one-star rating but are now staples in the Halloween streaming season.
For horror fans, it’s love it for the camp or hate it for its questionable execution.
It was no secret which side Ebert fell onto.
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Ebert gave the remake one-and-a-half stars for itsobnoxiously predictable do-the-opposite-of-logic.
“It is not faulty logic that derails The Hills Have Eyes, however, but faulty drama.
The movie is a one-trick pony.
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None of which this remake does, making it one of the worst horror movies and remakes.
The fragmented time structure is a nuisance, not a style.”
It starsTony Shalhoub,Shannon Elizabeth,Embeth Davidtz,scream king Matthew Lillard, andF.
“The physical look of the picture is splendid.
The screenplay is dead on arrival.
The noise level is torture.”
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For Ebert,the screenplay and post-production are where theThir13een Ghostsfailed.
A group of locals band together to eliminate the creatures and restore their home.
Led byBen AffleckandRose McGowan,Phantomsco-starsPeter O’Toole,Liev Schreiber,Nicky Katt, andJoanna Going.
“Peter OToole is a professional and plays his character well.
thillers” where the supporting characters are helpless, and the leads shoot relentlessly.
That’s all this movie is."
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