Youd be hard-pressed to find someone who likes movies and doesnt know who he is.
Sorry, getting off track there.
But Alfred Hitchcock is just easier to talk about than David AyersSabotage.
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Oh, also, why not spend your time watching theBeastie Boysmusic video for their song, Sabotage?
Thats a betterSabotage, too.
What’s that, you look surprised.
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Oh, you didnt get the memo?
Well, the memo said we live in hell.
Its really boring, even disappointingly so.
It didnt look like it was fun to make, and it sure as hell isnt fun to watch.
Sure, its being mentioned here, which is technically exposure, but exposure isnt always a good thing.
Just ask George I was in the pool Costanza, fromSeinfeld.
It ends up failing pretty miserably, even if maybe its heart/spirit was in the right place.
He had a bigger role inThe Expendables 2, and actually got to take part in some action scenes.
But thenThe Expendables 3?
Thats the movie, and it wasreleased in a famously good year for cinema, too.
But isIron Maskworth watching for that novelty value?
They’re both great.
Schwarzenegger returned in 2019sTerminator: Dark Fate, which wasnt exactly good, but at least it wasntGenisys-level bad.
This movie is what killed the dinosaurs.
It isbarely a film.
It should not exist.
Why does it exist?
Who said this was okay?
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The timer says its about 92 minutes all up, but it ends up feeling so much longer.
Cinema can be a painful endeavor, both to produce and to bear witness to.
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