10"It’s just a flesh wound."
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9"It’s a Mr. Death or something.
He’s come about the Reaping?
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I don’t think we need any at the moment."
7"Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time!"
As for his best line?
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6"And finally, a wafer-thin mint."
At the very least, the scenes pay-off, which involves a wafer-thin mint, is amazing.
5"I think it was ‘Blessed are the cheesemakers.'"
Its just a quintessentially Pythonesque sequence all around.
4"Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!"
“Ineffective questioning and torture methods then ensue.
Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.”
2"This parrot is no more!
It has ceased to be!
It’s expired and gone to meet its maker…
This is an ex-parrot!"
Long live the sketch about the dead pet bird.
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1"He’s not the Messiah.
He’s a very naughty boy!"
Also,theDunecrossover jokes basically write themselves.
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