TheTransformersfranchise gets a lot of flak for many different reasons.
10"You hired me from a newspaper ad.
You think I come with a superpower?"
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He seems like a character that was just written into the film for Wahlberg to yell at.
What’s funny about this quote is the subtext it has.
This isn’t surprising for theTransformersfranchise, but it makes the line funnier nonetheless.
His character is very empty, and some of the things he says are pretty ridiculous.
8"Move bh!
Get out of my way!"
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The sequence is made even worse by Sir Edmund’s panicked reaction in the passenger seat.
One has to wonderwho in the writer’s room thought of this line and cleared itfor the shooting draft.
7"He’s leaked lubricants all over my foot!"
The line is dumb but effective, proving that theTransformersmovies are often in on the joke.
6"I’ll suck your brains!"
- Berserker (Steven Barr)
There should be absolutely zero reason to question why this line is stupid.
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One would think that a character like this would be spewing out terrifying yet super cool and intimidating lines.
This character is supposed to inspire fear and build tension his name is Berserker, for crying out loud!
5"You picked the wrong planet!
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Give me your face!"
4"LEFT CHEEK!
Is the line frustratingly dumb?
Is it still funny?
Two things can be right at once.
2"I am directly below… the enemy’s scrotum."
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It’s become clear by now that Michael Bay loves himself some genital jokes.
What’s up with this fascination?
No one really knows.
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But it sure does result insome absolutely ridiculous linesthat not only the great John Turturro can rescue.
1"We’re protected by the Romeo and Juliet laws."
- Shane (Jack Reynor)
The Michael BayTransformersfilms may have terrible writing, rough performances and lackluster characters.
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