(1 is soul-crushingly bad, 10 is mind-blowingly incredible.)
I mean, I get it.
Like,Avengers: Infinity Waris the biggest goddamn turkey sandwich ever made.
Imagine if you ordered a turkey sandwich for lunch and someone rolled in like, a six-foot-tall sandwich.
You’d certainly beimpressedby this behemoth creation.
You’d think, “Wow, the sheer logistics of getting this giant turkey sandwich made are mind-boggling.
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Look at all the various ingredients, my word.”
Three hours of Marvel movie madness is just too much to stomach.
The most emotional story arc inRogue Onebelongs to a sassy robot with the voice of Washburn fromFirefly.
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Right off the bat, “spy thriller in spaaaace” is the dopest possible genre of storytelling.
Every film should be at least, like, 20% outer space spy thriller.
Totally onboard with all of this.
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Second of all, Netflix must bequaking.
Nope comma nope comma nope.
The news:Vince Gilliganhas written aBreaking Badmovie that hasreportedly gone into developmentat AMC.
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But I also like…endings?
Mainstream entertainment doesn’t end things anymore.
Most Marvel movies are just elongated trailers for another Marvel movie.
Breaking Baddidn’t have a perfect ending, but man, it had an ending.
That’s just satisfying stuff, man.
Therumored Jesse-focused sequelwould tarnish that, all of that.
Well, no more!
Watch it, then watch it twice more.
