Once-in-a-lifetime opportunities only come along once in a lifetime, which of course it does.

It’s right there.

What a silly way to start an opening paragraph.

Lloyd Farley, telling jokes on Canada’s Got Talent.

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That’s right it’s the Great Pun King onCanada’s Got Talent, Charlie Brown.

I kept falling in the sink."

It’s a Head-to-Head between ‘The Voice’ and ‘American Idol.’

Canada’s Got Talent promotional banner.

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No, I was going to commit to posting puns, and I did.

I had been selected to audition.

It was the single coolest thing to ever happen to me.

Victor Solomon and Amanda Barise during the Head to Heads of ‘American Idol’ Season 23.

That didn’t involve my wife and children, that is (whew… that was close).

Oh, and Tim Horton’s donuts.

This judge has left a poor taste in the mouth of talent show contestants and fans.

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Because I sure as h**l don’t remember what happened on stage.

And then it was my turn.

I think, anyway.

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Twain says “dad joke,” it’s “dad joke.”

But, who knows what doors the appearance might open?

So to the crew ofCanada’s Got Talent, thank you from the bottom of my heart.

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