While they spend their days brunching at posh cafes, Im also craving a mimosa-fueled breakfast.
Anddont get me started on dinner parties.
Prison is becoming a central them amongst Bravo’s top stars.
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It’s not just the shopping.TheReal Housewiveshasruined casual dining for me.
Luann would later forget, causing tensions to rise.
But I had to find out what these things tasted like, not bad, actually.
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Ive even startedtreating my cocktails like a status symbol.
ButThe Real Housewivesfranchise definitely encourages a treat yourself mentality.
Luxury items like designer handbags start to feel normal after a while.
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Ill likely never know what its like to be a Housewife.
But theshow has convinced me that I should at least try or aspire to.
And maybe a grocery store cheese board is good enough.
But if watchingThe Real Housewiveshas taught me anything, its thatlife is too short not to indulge.
