Before we do anything else, we need to talk aboutNicolas Cage’s voice in the new WesternGunslingers.
And, if you’re not sure, well, then that’s why I’m here.
(I did the math, and this would be an absurd $3.5 million in 2025 dollars.)
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It’s almost enough to pushGunslingersinto “recommended” territory.
But there are a couple of things that ultimately hold it back.
But you just cannot drop her into a period-piece Western.
Gunslingers, released in 2025, follows the chaos unleashed in a small Kentucky town when America’s most wanted man reappears. Amidst a vengeful mob and familial conflicts, the narrative unfolds with intense action as a skilled gunslinger demands retribution, leaving a trail of destruction and settling scores born of greed.
Once the movie ended, I scanned the end credits to make a run at solve this mystery.
Turns out, her last name is Stallone, and,yeah, she’s related.
I’ll just leave it at that.
So, ultimately,Gunslingerscan’t quite escape feeling like forgettable VOD junk.
Gunslingerscomes to select theaters and digital streaming services on April 11.
