Summary
Things are going to get horrifying on May 23.
DownrightEvil, in fact.
Before we settle in for what’s next,let’s look back at what happened in Season 3.
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That’s some weird foreplay.
Then David sees the crucifixes she burned into her skin, and stops.
A murder confession gets the motor started, but cross-shaped scars are too far, I guess.
“Evil,” the 2019 TV series from creators Robert and Michelle King, is a gripping exploration of the intersection between science and the supernatural. The series stars Katja Herbers as Dr. Kristen Bouchard, a forensic psychologist drawn into a world of dark mysteries and unexplained phenomena. Alongside priest-in-training David Acosta (Mike Colter) and tech expert Ben Shakir (Aasif Mandvi), Kristen is tasked with investigating a series of bizarre cases for the Catholic Church, including demonic possessions, hauntings, and miracles.
Kristen leaves, David prays, Kristen comes back, they shag.
Which they do again the next night, only Kristen now has a snake tongue.
Only itwasn’this last breath.
He springs back to life, happy and cancer-free.
Subject number two dies 36 gramsheavier, and has Father Ignatius' cancer to boot.
Guess Leland isn’t getting the supervisor gig with the church after all.
They discover it’s a hoax, but not before the death of one teen.
“The name is Bond.
Father James Bond,” perhaps?
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David’s seen some s**t. David’s in.
By the way, there was a shrunken head last episode.
Must have gotten a… little ahead… of myself.
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It’s unexplainable, but not to Sister Andrea.
There’s a battle brewin'.
One case closed, and another opens… in church court!
That’s tragic, but not strange.
Guess who’s behind that nugget?
David is disgusted, but it gives him an idea.
Everyone on the Internet Is Possessed in ‘Evil’ Season 3
“It’s official.
Everyone on the internet is possessed.”
It’s crap, and Ben makes a video debunking it.
And the app must turn itself on, of course.
There’s no way that can happen, and it’s mama editing it all for hits.
The next episode has aMIdsommarvibe to it, with our heroes investigating a cult after a deprogramming gone wrong.
David has a new task: plant a toy bird in Lexis' room.
Why, you ask?
You’ll remember that Lexis is one of many RSM Fertility babies, some of whom they’vecome across previously.
David angrily refuses, but Victor has his ways, and birdy makes its way inside.
David finds it and removes it, and is having words with Victor when Kristen comes in.
So much for the road trip bonding.
The stress of it all has Kristen dreaming about a freaky tooth-covered demon goblin baby that she breastfeeds.
Ugly babies need love too, you know.
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‘Evil’ Season 3 Wraps Up With a… Baby Shower?
Even (thankfully off-camera) breast implants.
That storyline ends with Kristen passing off the stock tip to the prick she clobbered in the grocery store.
When Laura asks Grace when her father will come home, she answers, “next Thursday.”
We’ll find out soon enough if that’s true.
The good news is that Lexis is “a good girl.”
The bad news is that Kristen will “need to protect her.”
Then Grace gets a vision and draws… Leland’s closet?
All she knows is that it’s about Andy and he needs her help.
Who does know what it’s about is Sheryl, who’s been listening in.
Leland grabs his secret satanic blade and it’s bye-bye Andy.
No, wait, not Andy.
He’s after Grace!
But who comes to the rescue?
Leland limps away, but the Monsignor isn’t so lucky, and dies.
A demonic infestation at Kristen’s next-door neighbor’s home.
Ben and David check that out, while Kristen and the girls call Andy.
Kristen sends the girls away as she sobs, although they’re pretty chill about it all.
That’s because Laura was told, by Grace, that Andy would be home.
You will also remember, then, that the girls figured it out right away but never let on.
Advantage, Bouchard girls.
They set off a ping by messaging Pollie, pings that can be heard on Kristen’s computer.
Did I mention how much I adore them?
The next day, who should arrive?
DidEvilneed to have that translated?
It’s a bloodbath, but a satisfying one.
Evilis available to stream in the U.S. on Paramount+, with Season 4 set to premiere on May 23.
